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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

You Know You Live In Bonaire When....








1. There is a family of donkeys living outside your house, no matter if you live in "downtown" or the "suburbs".
2. You can't remember the last time your feet felt clean.
3. You take a minimum of 3 showers a day, everyday. 
4. You're not too sure anymore if you have mosquito bites or the chicken pox.
5. You own or are in the process of buying snorkel/scuba diving gear.
6. You've tanned so unevenly that you literally look like a zebra.
7. You have Parth Patel's number (bahah).
8. Gio's has the greatest gelato you've ever had EVER.
9. You never get bored of the sunsets.
10. You can't wait to go back home and use a real dryer.
11. You fall asleep to the sounds of howling dogs and wake up to the sounds of crazyass roosters.
12. (For the ladies or curious boys) Those heels you brought are going home with you in December and are not coming back.
13. Driving with a seat belt is for losers lol.
14. The lizards don't freak you out anymore.
15. You top up your digicel phone online because you get twice your money's worth WHOOT.
16. You've forgotten what traffic lights are. 
17. You have Skype. 

Lol that's all I can think of at the moment soooooo toodles :)

Bon Tarde!